Friday

A Villain's Treat

Da Everything Bagel welcomes the Bronx's resident, 'Über Villain' at large as our first guest contributer. You may want to give this recipe a try if you know what's good for you.

Villains have to eat too. Indeed we do. After watching the villonius (yes, like Thelonius) acts of one mister Orson Wells in the film, ‘The Third Man’, my stomach rumbled, having an immediate affect on my über nature. The impulse for something fried and battered was great. Eureka! Onion rings would be the result of my mental culinary conjure. Quite the suitable wee hour treat for I. I offer a makeshift recipe for even the likes of pedestrians on this highway po’ super. Once organized and revised I will return with a more systematic approach and possible reasoning for such a creation. As for now, I present to you, a short-list of ingredients. You living, breathing marionettes.

1 large onion (peeled, then sliced into 1/3 inch or 1/4 inch rings)...
½ cup of whole milk
3/4 cup of flour
pinch of salt ( This villain is easy on the salt.)
2 tablespoons of garlic powder
½ tablespoon of freshly ground black pepper
½ teaspoon of mustard powder
1 1/2 cups of canola oil

Pour canola oil in deep fry pan. Turn the heat up!
In a bowl pour milk.
In another bowel mix dry ingredients.
Rinse onions in cold water.
Dip onions in milk. Then dry mix. Milk again, dry again.
Drop onions in pan.
Cook, flip, take out when golden brown.
Toss’em some place to drain. A rack of some sort, or perhaps atop a stack of paper towels.
Eat while they’re hot with your favorite condiments.

Next recipe...

Onion ring dipping sauce that involves, spicy brown mustard, horseradish, garlic and few other tasty bits...

-The Bronx Über Villain

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